reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
YES
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
As I flow through that pain killers and insomnia I understand it sucks to fall in love. But it sucks even more being single on a Sunday. Love kills you slowly. So slow you start to lose yourself before you actually die. I see friends that are far away and still love them and cherish them but is hard to see each other. Yet somehow it feels like am cheating because am having way too much fun with all the chaos and desorder. Yet I love chaos, like a love adrenaline the same way you feel when ur fucking a person you really love or the way bass flows through you and your heart and your friends heart because we are in a perfectly sincronize extasis candy flip trip. Love is love and I might as well die with love cause I love as hard as I can to those who earn it. I love my friends the same way I love my girlfriend, same intensity. Please forgive cause I stop loving myself to love you all. Love is love.
What the fucking fuck unless you are an OG on the weed I will not smoke it. Sorry bro it’s always better to be the rookiest than the fucking older dude, if that blunts does not weight a gram and make me sick my life and lungs bro not even gonna try